I know it’s painful to watch Sarah Palin claiming to read all the magazines, but thanks to American hero Terry Tate we can all vicariously enjoy what in a real democracy would have been reality
FRANK has been moving up in the polls with astonishing speed. Democratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been heard saying ” I was only 8 years old when Frank was arrested”. On the other hand, Republican Presidential nominee John McCain in a recent press conference said “Wasn’t he the 6th Keating?”
I know, you’re shocked! Why didn’t someone tell us sooner! Apparently the FED is just now getting around to this realization - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,438142,00.html
My fellow Americans - I promise, as President of the United States, I will wipe out the credit system (Fight Club style, but without the bombs), take all the money back from corrupt companies and re-distribute the wealth to the unemployed who are willing to massage me and my staff’s aching muscles. We’ll even pay for your flight to D.C. - if you have great massage technique, we’ll even find you a room in the white house to crash at!
AIG is at it again. Un-freakin-believable. These corrupt executives, and the idiot politicians who voted to give them MORE money, need to be strung up.
First time: http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20081008/news_1b8aig.html
And again, even after being drilled in the media after the first time: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,438681,00.html
Those idiots need to figure out how to repay the American people the money they are STEALING from us to take extravagant vacations, give back their bonus salary money, then go to jail for grand theft robbery.
Can I get an “amen”?
