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Oct 16 : Posted by admin
Posted In: Late Breaking News, The Issues, In Depth

News Flash! We’re in a recession!

I know, you’re shocked! Why didn’t someone tell us sooner! Apparently the FED is just now getting around to this realization - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,438142,00.html

My fellow Americans - I promise, as President of the United States, I will wipe out the credit system (Fight Club style, but without the bombs), take all the money back from corrupt companies and re-distribute the wealth to the unemployed who are willing to massage me and my staff’s aching muscles. We’ll even pay for your flight to D.C. - if you have great massage technique, we’ll even find you a room in the white house to crash at!

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  1. Suran said:

    Dear Frank,

    As a tax payer and constituent i emplore your help upon getting elected, to build my company a kickass website supplemented with some frank advertising/collateral, some kung fu style PR and a shock and awe online marketing campaign.

    This will enable me to give secretary Paulsen the finger and not request bank loans from a government owned bank to run my bizness. I will then spread my wealth around to good folks like Brett Malden and Joe the Plumber.

    If you succeed in winning my confidence i will do the following:

    1. Stand on Brickell Avenue and hold a yellow sign with black letters
    2. Provide the flight to D.C in one of our jets
    3. Have my boy Brian Katz give massages to you and your staff.

    Suran.

  2. Suran said:

    Candidate Frank,

    As an loyal constituent and tax payer I emplore you to help a citizen out and create my company a kick ass website coupled with Frank Advertising/Marketing Collateral, Kung Fu style PR and Shock And Awe style online marketing.

    This will enable my firm to suffer through the recession and come out of it giving Secretary Paulsen the Finger. I will then spread my wealth around to deserving individuals such as Brett Malden and Joe the Plumber.

    I also pledge to do the following:

    1. Stand on Brickell Ave. with a Yellow Sign
    2. Provide a provide jet for you to get to the white house
    3. Send my boy Brian KAtz to give you and your staff good massage technique.

  3. Bill Bartmann said:

    Great site…keep up the good work.

  4. online stock trading advice said:

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    I’m Out! :)

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